Funny Quotes By Celebrities About Life
If there is one thing celebrities know about, it is life. Like us, many celebrities have gone through tough times. They have seen rock bottom, but have simply rose above it. They weren't always famous. At one time, at least most of them, were struggling actors in Hollywood. Because of this, they are able to share their wisdom, or in this case, share their humor.
Below you'll find some of the most humorous sayings from celebrities about life.
Everyone lives by selling something.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Everything that I did in life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for.
Life is a long headache in a noisy street.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal.
Unbeing dead isn't being alive.
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
Between two evils, I always choose the one I never tried before
I wanted to perform, I wanted to write songs, and I wanted to get lots of chicks.
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