Funny Insults Given By Celebrities
Everyone loves to hear a good insult and the more humorous one is the better. Since just about everyone has said something hurtfull, it's easy to find good quotations from celebrities. Just don't take them too seriously, about every single one of them was said in jest.
Below you can read some quotes from celebrities giving their best funny insult.
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination.
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
Thomas Brackett Reed
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
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