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Funny Insults Given By Celebrities

Everyone loves to hear a good insult and the more humorous one is the better. Since just about everyone has said something hurtfull, it's easy to find good quotations from celebrities. Just don't take them too seriously, about every single one of them was said in jest.

Below you can read some quotes from celebrities giving their best funny insult.

A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
Winston Churchill
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
Clarence Darrow
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
Ernest Hemingway
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Abraham Lincoln
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination.
Andrew Lang
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
Robert Redford
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
Thomas Brackett Reed
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
Forrest Tucker
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