Funny Quotes From Blazing Saddles - Page 2Lili Von Shtupp: Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
Jim: I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.
Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.
Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.
Jim: [eagerly] When?
Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
Jim: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
Mongo: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.
Lili Von Shtupp: Hello, cowboy. What's your name?
Tex: Tex, ma'am!
Lili Von Shtupp: "Texmam"? Tell me, Texmam, are you in show business?
Tex: Well, no...
Lilly von Schtupp: Then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off the stage?
Adolf Hitler: They lose me right after the bunker scene.
Hedley Lamarr: Unfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property: the rightful owners.
Bart: What's your name?
Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.
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