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Blades of Glory Quotes

Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross...
Chazz: ...It gets the people going!

I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
Hector

I swear to God, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this comb.
Chazz

Jimmy: Get out of my face.
Chazz: I'll get inside your face.

Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.

Hector: [to Jimmy after he's told him of a loophole in the rules of competitive figure skating that will allow him to skate again] I'm still going to kill you someday.

Coach: You're the girl.
Jimmy: What?
Chazz: You're my pretty lady, MacElroy.
Jimmy: Wait, why?
Coach: Because you whine like one!
[turns to Chazz]
Coach: And no one can lift your fat ass, you're on a diet starting now.

Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner?
Chazz

I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!
Jimmy

Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!
Chazz

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