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Funny Birthday Quotations

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Jonathan Swift

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Robert Orben

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
J.P. Sears

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Euripides

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe, The Simpsons

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

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