Funny Quotes About Drinking - Page 4
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
Robert A. Heinlein
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
Wine gives a man nothing it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content and sufficient Champagne.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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