Funny Quotes About Drinking - Page 3
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody."
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Al Bundy, "Married with Children"
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.
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