Funny Quotes About Drinking - Page 2
Below you'll find some hilarious funny quotes about drinking. Of course, I cannot condone the drinking of alcohol, but to each his own. Drink on.
I drink therefore I am.
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
We drink and we die and continue to drink.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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