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Funny Quotes from 40 Year Old Virgin

The 40 Year Old Virgin is considered one of the best comedies from the 2000s. Steve Carell does an amazing job and the humor is top notch. Some, however, think the movie is a bit too childish and sexist. I'm not so sure I agree. It's comedy, after all. And with Steve Carell, it's almost gauranteed that it'll be at least a little childish.

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The most famous part of this film seems to be the chest waxing scene. Ouch!

Director: Judd Apatow
Producers: Judd Apatow, Shauna Robertson, Clayton Townsend, Seth Rogen, and Steve Carell
Writers: Judd Apatow and Steve Carell
Starring: Steve Carell
Release date: August 19, 2005

Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins too? That's funny... I didn't even know you g-girls talked like that. I think my first time might be your best time too. Well I knew it, you know what? I knew that you'd react that way and I knew that you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter will all the compassion and care that someone would give to their soulmate.
Andy

She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
Andy
Trish: Do you have protection?
Andy: I don't believe in guns.
Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay.
David
If she starts waxing his pubes, I'm outta here.
Cal
Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.
Haziz
He sold his old toys for over half a million dollars! We gotta get some toys!
Jay

I touched a guy's balls once in Hebrew School.
Cal
Keep your bitch on a leash.
Andy
From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you laid.
Jay
[having his belly hair waxed]
Andy Stitzer: [yells] Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!
Cal: You're gay, now?
David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
Nicky: You have really kind eyes, you know that?
Andy Stitzer: Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins.
Andy Stitzer: Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
David: Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern.
Haziz: Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.
Cal: You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game.
David: Hey, Paula.
Paula: Yeah?
David: I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time, today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I - I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD - that you've been playing for two years straight - off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain!
Paula: David, what do you suggest we play?
David: I don't care. Anything! I would rather - I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothin' against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to Yah Mo Burn This Place To The Ground.
Andy Stitzer: There were two sides to that billboard, and they both hurt equally.
Andy Stitzer: You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!