Funny Quotes from 40 Year Old Virgin
The 40 Year Old Virgin is considered one of the best comedies in recent years. Steve Carell does an amazing job and the humor is top notch.
Below are some funny quotes from this great movie.
Director: Judd Apatow
Producers: Judd Apatow, Shauna Robertson, Clayton Townsend, Seth Rogen, and Steve Carell
Writers: Judd Apatow and Steve Carell
Starring: Steve Carell
Release date: August 19, 2005
Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins too? That's funny... I didn't even know you g-girls talked like that. I think my first time might be your best time too. Well I knew it, you know what? I knew that you'd react that way and I knew that you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter will all the compassion and care that someone would give to their soulmate.
She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
Do you have protection?
I don't believe in guns.
Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay.
If she starts waxing his pubes, I'm outta here.
Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.
He sold his old toys for over half a million dollars! We gotta get some toys!
I touched a guy's balls once in Hebrew School.
Keep your bitch on a leash.
From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you laid.
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