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Little Time Warner by Gary R. Hess

Yeah, erm... not the same Time Warner you are thinking of. This is a man. This is based off the nursery rhyme called "Little Jack Horner."

Poem

Category: Funny

"Little Time Warner"

Little Time Warner
Sat in the corner,
  Working all night and day:
He put in his hours,
And pulled out his papers,
  And said, "What a good buy am I!"

by 
Written August 11, 2008
The modern version 
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said 'What a good boy am I!
The original printing in 1725 
Now he sings of Jacky Horner
Sitting in the Chimney-corner
Eating of a Christmas-Pie,
Putting in his thumb, Oh Fie
Putting in, Oh Fie! his Thumb
Pulling out, Oh Strange! a Plum.
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