Little Time Warner by Gary R. Hess
Yeah, erm... not the same Time Warner you are thinking of. This is a man. This is based off the nursery rhyme called "Little Jack Horner."
Category: Funny poems "Little Time Warner" Little Time Warner Sat in the corner, Working all night and day: He put in his hours, And pulled out his papers, And said, "What a good buy am I!" by Gary R. Hess Written August 11, 2008The modern version
Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner, Eating a Christmas pie; He put in his thumb, And pulled out a plum, And said 'What a good boy am I!The original printing in 1725
Now he sings of Jacky Horner Sitting in the Chimney-corner Eating of a Christmas-Pie, Putting in his thumb, Oh Fie Putting in, Oh Fie! his Thumb Pulling out, Oh Strange! a Plum.
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