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Gary, Gary, Quite Hairy by Gary R. Hess

Gary! Ah, my name: the subject of many cruel jokes while going through school. But with such a name, it's a must to have some sort of humor about yourself. This short poem is a play on Mother Goose's "Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary."

Poem

Category: Funny

"Gary, Gary, Quite Hairy" 

Gary, Gary, quite hairy,
  How does your hair grow?
Silver bangs and black stains,
  And pretty 'burns all for show.

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Written August 11, 2008
The modern version 
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row.
The first known printing in 1744 
Mistress Mary, Quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With Silver Bells, And Cockle Shells,
And so my garden grows.
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