Father's Day Humor: A Story About Dad
When I was younger, dad knew everything! He taught me how to pee standing, how to spit watermelon seeds, and even how to pull my pants way up high like Steve Urkel.
As I grew older, something happened; he was way out of touch with reality. He didn't know how a teenager thought. He wouldn't let me do anything I enjoyed!
Luckily, when I started going to college he got a little sense back into him. He gave me money! That's exactly what I wanted.
After college, he helped me find a place to live and even helped me find a nice job. He did everything he could to help me out.
Today, whenever I need to make a tough decision, I ask dad. He's the most rational person I know.
But what I'm still wondering is, what happened him when I was a teen?
I know this is a bad joke, so sue me! Here are some jokes to help you feel better after the horrible story:
Daddy, I heard you and mommy wrestling last night. Who won?
If dads know everything, why are there encyclopedias?
If it weren't for dad, mom wouldn't be able to be the good guy.